Facebook prostitution

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Facebook prostitution is when you post stuff just to get Likes from people and pages who probably don't care.

"I posted a picture of my cat wearing a hat, and I got 12 Likes. I feel like a rockstar."

"My ex Liked my post. I’m not sure if it’s love or a trap."

"I posted 'I love pizza' and got 3 Likes. That’s more than my mom."

Facebook prostitution is like giving your soul away in exchange for a few Likes and a bit of validation.

"I posted a selfie and got 5 Likes. My dog got 2. I’m crushed."

"I posted 'I’m sad' and got 10 Likes. That’s not helping."

"I posted 'I’m doing great' and got 1 Like. That’s a flex."

Facebook prostitution is when you post so much you think you’re famous, but no one really cares.

"I posted 10 times today. I’m a legend."

"I posted about my breakfast and got 2 Likes. I’m dying."

"I posted about my feelings and got 1 Like. That’s not love. That’s a scam."

Facebook prostitution is when you post stuff just to feel special, even if it’s just from your grandma.

"I posted a photo of my food and got 1 Like from my grandma. I’m crying."

"I posted 'I’m tired' and got 3 Likes. That’s a miracle."

"I posted 'I’m happy' and got 2 Likes. That’s not happiness. That’s a lie."

Facebook prostitution is when you post so much you think you’re important, but you’re just a ghost on the internet.

"I posted about my day and got 1 Like. I’m a ghost."

"I posted 20 times today and got 5 Likes. I’m a ghost with a tiny fan club."

"I posted about my problems and got 0 Likes. I’m a ghost with no friends."