facebook proselytizer

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A person who posts religious or political stuff on Facebook just to annoy people and make them feel stupid.

"God is real, and you’re not. #SaveTheChurch", posted at 2 a. m. on a Sunday.

"You’re not a real Democrat unless you like this meme.", sent to 17 people.

"If you don’t like my faith, you’re going to hell. Also, tag your mom.", posted during a family fight.

A Facebook user who tries to convert everyone they know into their religion or political side, even if they don’t care.

"You’re not saved unless you like my church. Also, tag 3 friends.", posted during lunch.

"You’re a fake liberal. Also, I’m going to spam you.", sent to a friend who didn’t like the latest post.

"If you don’t vote for me, I’ll haunt you. Also, like this post.", sent to 12 people in a row.

A person who uses Facebook to try to make others believe in their crazy beliefs, just so they can feel superior.

"Your soul is in jeopardy if you don’t believe in my church. Also, tag your dad.", posted at midnight.

"You’re not a real conservative unless you like this post. Also, I’m going to post 10 more.", sent to a coworker.

"You’re going to hell if you don’t believe in my political party. Also, I’m tagging your ex.", posted during a breakup.

Someone who spends too much time on Facebook trying to convert others, even if they’re not worth it.

"You’re going to hell if you don’t believe in my church. Also, tag 5 people.", posted during a boring meeting.

"You’re a fake liberal. Also, I’m going to spam you until you die.", sent to 15 people.

"If you don’t like my political views, I’m going to haunt you. Also, like this post.", posted during a sleepless night.

A Facebook user who’s obsessed with making others believe in their beliefs, even if they’re not smart.

"You’re not saved unless you believe in my church. Also, tag your mom.", posted during a family dinner.

"You’re a fake conservative. Also, I’m going to post 10 more of these.", sent to a friend.

"If you don’t believe in my political party, I’m going to haunt you. Also, like this post.", posted during a boring day.