Facebook Promoter

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A fake promoter who uses Facebook to invite friends to parties because they're too broke to actually promote like a real person. They think they're important just because they wear the same cheap shirt to every party.
Hey guys, come to my party tonight! It's gonna be lit, like, super lit!
I'm not a real promoter, but I play one on Facebook.
This party is the best one ever. I swear, it's the best one ever.
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Some guy who thinks he’s a club promoter just because he posts about parties on Facebook. He’s broke, unemployed, and still thinks he’s gonna be famous someday.
Check my Facebook for the party link. It's the only link you need.
I'm gonna be a big-time promoter, just you wait.
I don't need money. I have Facebook.
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A poor, delusional person who thinks they’re a real promoter just because they post invites on Facebook. They wear the same shirt to every party and think people are impressed.
I'm the best promoter in town. Just ask my friends.
I got this shirt for $5. It's my signature look.
This party is so good, I'm gonna be famous.
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