Facebook Profiling

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Facebook Profiling is when people judge your entire life based on your Facebook page like you’re some kind of freak who needs to be categorized.

My mom thinks I’m a loser because I have 30 friends and 100 selfies.

My boss saw my group ‘Binge Drinking at 3 AM’ and fired me.

My crush blocked me after I posted ‘I hate school’ 12 times.

Facebook Profiling is when people use your Facebook to think they know you better than your own parents.

My teacher thinks I’m a drama queen because I post ‘My life is a mess’ every day.

My ex came back because I had a status that said ‘I miss you’.

My dad thinks I’m rich because I have 500 friends.

Facebook Profiling is when people use your Facebook page to act like they can read your mind and predict your future.

My cousin thinks I’m going to be a star because I joined ‘Future Celebrities’ group.

My friend thinks I’m a loner because I only post once a month.

My mom thinks I’m a drug addict because I posted ‘Life is pain’ 10 times.

Facebook Profiling is when people treat your Facebook like it's your real life and you're just pretending to be normal.

My brother thinks I’m a total failure because I have 200 friends and 200 selfies.

My teacher thinks I’m a weirdo because I have a group called ‘I hate everything’.

My crush thinks I’m cool because I have a status that says ‘I’m a legend’.

Facebook Profiling is when people use your Facebook to judge you like you're on trial and they're the jury.

My mom thinks I’m a total disaster because I posted ‘I hate school’ 10 times.

My teacher thinks I’m a total waste of space because I have 500 friends and 500 selfies.

My crush thinks I’m a total loser because I joined the group ‘I hate everything’.