Facebook Procrastinating

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you have something super important to do but you waste your life on Facebook by bragging about your problems and chatting with people like they’re your best friends

I have a test tomorrow but I’m posting about how I failed my last one

My mom told me to clean my room but I’m messaging my crush instead

I was supposed to do my math homework but I’m arguing with my cousin about what pizza topping is better

by Slangipedia 13d ago

you’re supposed to be working but instead you’re on Facebook like it’s your full-time job and you’re getting paid in likes and comments

I had to finish my essay but I’m commenting on my friend’s post about their cat

My teacher said I had to do my project but I’m replying to my friend’s group chat

I was supposed to study but I’m liking a post about how my friend’s dog pooped on the carpet

by Slangipedia 13d ago

you’re supposed to be doing something important but you’re on Facebook like it’s a big deal and you’re wasting your life talking to people who don’t even care

I had to go to my uncle’s birthday party but I was on Facebook arguing with my classmate about the best movie ever

I was supposed to do my science project but I was commenting on my friend’s post about their breakfast

My mom told me to do my chores but I was messaging my crush about how bad my day was

by Slangipedia 13d ago

you’re supposed to be working but instead you’re on Facebook like it’s your only friend and you’re posting about everything that’s going on in your life

I had to do my math homework but I posted about how hard it was and got 10 comments

I was supposed to clean my room but I was replying to my cousin’s post about their new phone

My dad told me to do my homework but I posted about how I got a bad grade and got 5 likes

by Slangipedia 13d ago

you’re supposed to be doing something important but you’re on Facebook like it’s your only job and you’re commenting on everything and arguing with your friends about everything

I had to go to my job interview but I was commenting on my friend’s post about their lunch

I was supposed to write my essay but I was arguing with my friend about what song is the best

I had to go to my brother’s soccer game but I was replying to my friend’s post about their pet

by Slangipedia 13d ago