facebook pregame

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When you add strangers on Facebook just because you're in the same club and you're desperate enough to think you might actually talk to them someday.

DM: 'Hey bro, we're both in the same college group. Let's be friends. Maybe we'll hang out. Maybe not. But I'm adding you anyway.'

Post: 'Just friended 17 people I don't know. This is my life now.'

Text: 'I'm in the same group as you. I don't know you. I'm friending you. I don't know why.'

Adding people on Facebook who are just as clueless as you are, hoping they’ll remember you when they’re not in the same group anymore.

Post: 'Added 5 people I don’t know. I’m doing this for the future.'

Text: 'We’re both in this group. I don’t know you. But I’m friending you. You’re probably going to forget me.'

DM: 'Hey, we’re both in the same club. Let’s be friends. I swear I’ll talk to you someday.'

When you friended someone just because you were in the same group, and now you're stuck with their annoying posts forever.

Text: 'I friended you because we were in the same group. Now I have to see your stupid posts every day.'

Post: 'I friended 20 people I don’t know. I might be cursed.'

DM: 'You’re in the same group as me. I friended you. Now you’re gonna friend me back. I know you will.'

When you friend people you’ve never talked to just because you're in the same group and you're too lazy to actually talk to them.

Text: 'We're in the same group. I’m friending you. You’re friending me. We’re done.'

Post: 'Friended 12 people. None of them know me. None of them will ever talk to me.'

DM: 'I friended you because we were in the same group. I don’t know you. I don’t care.'

When you friend people on Facebook just because you're in the same group and you're too proud to admit you don't know them.

Text: 'We're both in this group. I don’t know you. But I’m friending you. You’re going to remember me.'

Post: 'Friended 10 strangers in the same group. I'm a legend.'

DM: 'You're in the same group. I friended you. You should be flattered.'