Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you beg Facebook for help like it’s your long lost buddy who owes you cash.

Pls let me win this raffle I’ve been crying over for a week

My ex just posted a photo of her new dog and I need a miracle

Can someone please make this TikTok trend stop before I lose my mind

2

A desperate shoutout to the universe through Facebook because your life is falling apart.

My mom is mad at me and my dog is dead

This job is killing me and I’m out of snacks

My crush blocked me and now I’m stuck in a loop of sadness

3

When you’re too lazy to ask someone directly so you just spam Facebook like it’s your personal prayer wall.

Pls give me a raise I’ve been working 80 hours a week

My pizza delivery is late and I’m about to cry

My cat won’t stop staring at me like I did something wrong

4

You’re so broke and tired you just hope Facebook will magic your problems away.

I need money now or I’m going to eat my laptop

This coffee is not worth it and I’m not even funny anymore

My phone died and now I’m stuck in the 90s

5

You’re so mad at life you just post your rant on Facebook and hope someone gives you a high five.

My boss said I’m not getting a raise and I’m just going to scream

My crush is dating my best friend and I’m going to die

My dog ran away and I’m not even sad I’m just mad

6

When you’re too lazy to text someone so you just post your request on Facebook like it’s a job.

Can someone please tell my crush I like them

My friend is in the hospital and I’m just going to cry

My teacher is giving me extra homework and I’m not even in the mood