Facebook pout

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A Facebook pout is when someone posts a grumpy comment to show they're mad about something, but they won't say what it is. It's like throwing a tantrum for the whole internet to see.
Ugh. My coffee is cold. And my life is worse.
Why does everyone get a raise but me?
My dog ate my homework. Again.
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A Facebook pout is when someone updates their status to be a sourpuss, just to show everyone they're mad, but they won't tell you why. It's like being a drama queen with a keyboard.
This day is garbage. No one asked me.
Why is my boss so loud?
I hate my life. Also, my ex.
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A Facebook pout is when you post something whiny on Facebook to let everyone know you're annoyed, but you don't tell them why. It's like being a brat who just wants everyone to look at you.
Why is the sky blue? Also, my life is over.
I don't like this. I don't like that. I don't like me.
Why is my pizza cold? And why is my life sad?
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A Facebook pout is when someone posts something bad on Facebook to act like they're sad, but they won't tell you why. It's like throwing a hissy fit for the whole world to see.
My life is a mess. And I don't like it.
Why is my cat ignoring me?
I'm tired. And I'm mad. Also, my life is sad.
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A Facebook pout is when you update your status to be a moody mess, just so everyone knows you're mad about something, but you won't say what it is. It's like being a moody kid who never grows up.
I'm mad. And I don't know why.
This is the worst day ever.
My life is bad. Also, my coffee is cold.
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A Facebook pout is when you post something grumpy on Facebook to show everyone you're annoyed, but you don't tell them why. It's like a kid who throws a fit just for the attention.
I hate my life. Also, I hate this post.
Why is my boss so loud?
My day is garbage. And I don't like it.
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