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Looking at someone's Facebook pictures like they're the last piece of pizza. The stranger they are, the more you laugh.
Checking out my cousin's nephew's Facebook and he posted 12 pictures of his dog wearing sunglasses.
My mom's friend's kid posted a picture of herself in a bikini and it was just her butt.
I saw my teacher's grandson's Facebook and he had 20 pictures of his face with different filters.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Facebook porn is when someone posts a picture of themselves in a stupid outfit, like a bikini that’s too small or a shirt that’s too tight. They think they’re hot, but they just look like they’re trying too hard.
My neighbor’s daughter posted a picture of herself in a bikini and it looked like she was wearing a sock.
My friend’s brother posted a picture of himself in a shirt that showed his belly button and it looked like he was wearing a sock.
My uncle’s niece posted a picture of herself in a bikini and it looked like she was wearing a sock.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Facebook porn is when you post a picture of yourself on Facebook like it's the most important thing in the world. You dress up, take 100 pictures, and post them all like you’re the next big thing.
My cousin posted 12 pictures of herself in different outfits and it looked like she was trying to be a model.
My friend's sister posted 8 pictures of herself in different poses and it looked like she was doing a dance recital.
My neighbor's kid posted 5 pictures of himself in different outfits and it looked like he was trying to be a fashion designer.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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