Facebook Popcorn

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When your Facebook chat goes absolutely nuts with messages from everyone and their dog, making your computer sound like a popcorn machine on fire.
Hey, why are you ignoring me? I'm sending you 20 messages right now!
Your mom just texted you, and now she's texting me too.
Your crush is messaging you every 30 seconds and won't stop.
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When you're getting pestered by a bunch of people on Facebook at the same time, like your whole class is texting you at once.
Why are you online? I've been trying to talk to you for 10 minutes!
Your friend is texting you and your teacher is messaging you at the same time.
Your ex is texting you while your best friend is texting you too.
3
When you get hit with a nonstop flood of messages on Facebook, like your computer is trying to kill you with text.
I've sent you 15 messages and you still haven't replied!
Your dad just texted you, and now he's texting me too.
Your crush sent you 10 messages in one minute, and they're not stopping.
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When your Facebook chat is like a group chat from hell, and you can't catch your breath because everyone is texting you at once.
You just got 10 messages from your friend, and they're still texting you.
Your crush is texting you while your mom is messaging you too.
Your teacher is texting you and your friend is texting you at the same time.
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When you're getting texted by every single person in your life at the same time, and it feels like your phone is exploding.
Your crush is texting you, your mom is texting you, and your friend is texting you all at once.
You just got 5 messages from your friend, and they're not done yet.
Your teacher is texting you, and your dad is texting you too.
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When you're getting bombarded by Facebook messages like you're the most popular kid in school, and you can't keep up.
Your crush is texting you every 2 minutes and won't stop.
You just got 20 messages from your friend in one minute.
Your mom is texting you and your dad is texting you at the same time.
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