Facebook Politics

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When an election is coming and everyone goes crazy on Facebook, talking about politics like they’re experts. They post stupid stuff they read from Wikipedia and talk nonsense all day.
I’m voting for the guy who wears socks with sandals. Everyone else is an idiot.
This election is a joke. I’m tired of hearing about it.
I read that on Wikipedia. It must be true.
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When people get super angry because you don’t accept their friend request or you delete them. They act like the world is ending because you didn’t accept their stupid request.
Why did you block me? I just asked you to be friends!
You deleted me? I thought we were best friends!
I’m going to haunt you in the comments if you don’t accept my request.
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When you keep someone you hate on Facebook just so you look nice. You’re being fake and you know it.
I can’t unfriend him. He might see it and get mad.
I keep her on Facebook just so I look friendly.
I’m pretending to be nice. I hate him.
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