Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who thinks they know everything about your life and won't stop telling you what to post like you're their little brother.

'You can't post that pizza photo again. It's not cool.'

'Why did you delete that post? You know I saw it.'

'If I don't like your bio, I'm gonna change it for you.'

2

Someone who acts like they're the king of the internet just because they know what you posted yesterday.

'I'm gonna report you for that joke. It's not funny.'

'You can't post that meme. I already saw it.'

'If you don't tag me in every photo, I'm gonna haunt you.'

3

A person who shows up in your DMs like they're your best friend just to tell you what you should post.

'Hey, I saw your post. It's trash. Don't post that again.'

'You can't post that photo. It's not good enough.'

'If you don't post about me every day, I'm gonna block you.'

4

The person who thinks they're the only one who can decide what's worth posting and what's not.

'You can't post that video. It's not good.'

'Why did you post that? It's not cool.'

'If you don't post about me, I'm gonna tell everyone you're a bad friend.'

5

The person who shows up every time you post something and yells at you like you did something wrong.

'You posted that? What were you thinking?'

'That's not a good post. You know I saw it.'

'If you don't post about me, I'm gonna report you.'

6

A person who thinks they're your friend just because they know what you posted last week.

'You can't post that. It's not good.'

'Why did you delete that post? I saw it.'

'If you don't tag me in every photo, I'm gonna block you.'