facebook "poking"

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A sneaky way to flirt without actually being brave enough to talk to the person. It’s like throwing a soft punch that only the person you like can feel.
Poked you 5 times in one day. You're welcome.
You're not ignoring me, you're just being a tease.
I poked you because I'm tired of your face.
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A lazy way to say hello. It’s like texting someone but even lazier. You’re probably trying to figure out if they’re into you and you’re too scared to ask.
I poked you because I didn’t feel like typing.
You’re not ignoring me, you’re just being a coward.
I’m not flirty, I’m just bored.
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When someone is desperate for sex and can’t be bothered to actually ask you. They just press a button and hope you get the hint.
Poked you because I’m dtf and I’m too lazy to ask.
You’re not ignoring me, you’re just being a tease.
I poked you because I’m bored and I want sex.
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A way to annoy someone just because you can. It’s like a digital middle finger. You’re probably trying to win a war you started because you’re too dumb to just talk to them.
Poked you 10 times. You’re not winning this war.
You’re not ignoring me, you’re just being a loser.
I poked you because I’m bored and I like poking people.
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A cowardly way to say you like someone. If they poke you back, you’re both weak and equally confused.
Poked you because I’m too scared to say I like you.
You’re not ignoring me, you’re just being a scaredy cat.
I poked you because I’m too shy to talk to you.
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A weird button you press when you have nothing better to do. It’s like trying to make a conversation without actually talking. You’re probably just awkward and confused.
Poked you because I didn’t know what else to do.
You’re not ignoring me, you’re just being awkward.
I poked you because I’m bored and I hate talking.
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DTF in disguise. It’s like saying you want to have sex but you’re too lazy to actually ask. You’re probably trying to trick yourself into thinking you’re not desperate.
Poked you because I’m dtf and I’m too lazy to ask.
You’re not ignoring me, you’re just being a desperate liar.
I poked you because I’m dtf and I’m too shy to say it.
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