Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A coward's way to say you like someone without actually talking to them. If they poke back, they're probably just as scared.

He poked me 10 times. I poked him back 10 times. We’re like 10% in love.

I poked my crush. They poked me. We’re 5% in love. Maybe 6%.

My ex poked me. I poked them back. We’re 1% in love. Maybe 1.5%. Probably 1.25%.

2

The Facebook version of a middle finger. But instead of being rude, it's just awkward and weird.

I poked my teacher. She poked me back. We’re 10% enemies.

I poked my mom. She poked me. We’re 5% enemies. Maybe 6%.

I poked my dog. He poked me. We’re 2% enemies. Probably 2.1%.

3

DTF but with less effort and more confusion.

I’m DTF. I poked my crush. They poked me back. I’m now 10% DTF.

I’m DTF. I poked my crush. They poked me. I’m now 5% DTF. Maybe 6%.

I’m DTF. I poked my crush. They poked me. I’m now 2% DTF. Maybe 2.1%.

4

The Facebook version of a hard-on. Everyone uses it to flirt, even if they’re not sure what they’re doing.

I poked my crush. They poked me. We’re 10% in love. Maybe 11%.

I poked my crush. They poked me. We’re 5% in love. Maybe 6%.

I poked my crush. They poked me. We’re 2% in love. Maybe 2.1%.

5

The lazy way to say hello. No effort. No talking. Just a poke.

I poked my crush. They poked me. We’re 10% friends.

I poked my crush. They poked me. We’re 5% friends. Maybe 6%.

I poked my crush. They poked me. We’re 2% friends. Maybe 2.1%.

6

A fancy word for a flirtation. Or a fancy way to say you're trying to get laid.

I poked my crush. They poked me. We’re 10% in love. Maybe 11%.

I poked my crush. They poked me. We’re 5% in love. Maybe 6%.

I poked my crush. They poked me. We’re 2% in love. Maybe 2.1%.

7

When bitches want to get laid. They push the poke button on Facebook just to say they’re DTF.

She poked me. I poked her. We’re 10% in love. Maybe 11%.

She poked me. I poked her. We’re 5% in love. Maybe 6%.

She poked me. I poked her. We’re 2% in love. Maybe 2.1%.