Facebook Poet

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A Facebook user who posts random stuff just to look cool. They copy songs, one-liners, and garbage from the internet. They don't care if it's stupid.
I'm gonna party like it's 1999... or 2005... or whatever.
My name is Loud and Ready to Party. I'm not lying.
Copy-paste fail. Google said it was good.
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A Facebook user who thinks they're deep. They post stupid quotes and smiley faces like they're Shakespeare.
Bob Dylan said it first. I just copied it.
Hearts and smiley faces. That's how I roll.
I read this on Google. It makes sense. Probably.
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A Facebook user who posts anything that isn't original. They're lazy and just want likes.
I'm not a poet. I'm just copying this from a quote generator.
This is a one-liner. It's short. It's stupid.
I put hearts and smiley faces. That's all I needed.
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A Facebook user who posts random stuff just to seem important. They don't know what they're doing.
This is a song lyric. I don't know who wrote it. Doesn't matter.
My name is cool. I'm also loud. That's a bonus.
I copied this from Google. It's good enough.
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A Facebook user who posts stuff they don't understand. They think it's smart. It's not.
Bob Dylan is my hero. I copied his lyrics. That's all.
I'm loud and ready to party. That's my name. That's all.
This is a quote from Google. I think it's deep. It's not.
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