Facebook Poaching

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When you friend someone just because you saw them on someone else's page and now you're mad you didn't think of them first.
I added you because I saw you on my ex's page. You're now my nemesis.
I friended you because I saw you on my crush's page. Now I have to message you.
I joined that group because I saw it on my mom's page. Now I get spam.
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Sending friend requests to random people you don't know just because they're on your friend's friend list and you're desperate.
I sent a friend request to your friend's friend. Now I'm stuck in your life.
I friended your friend's friend because I thought they were cool. They're not.
I friend requested three people I don't know because they're on my friend's friend list. Now I have three new people to ignore.
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