Facebook Poacher

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A sneaky butt-kisser who steals your friends and adds their dirtbag squad to your wall.

Hey look at my wall now. It's full of your friends and their stupid cousins.

Your ex just friended me. I know what you did last summer.

My mom is now friends with your dad. It's getting awkward.

A Facebook user who hijacks your friends list and invites their whole family to your wall.

Your best friend's cousin just friended me. I don't even know who they are.

Your old teacher just added me. Now I have to answer their stupid questions.

Your uncle's girlfriend is now friends with me. This is getting out of hand.

A lowlife who steals your friends and adds their loser crew to your wall like it's a prison break.

Your friend just added 10 of their dumb friends. Why?

Your ex's new boyfriend is now friends with me. This is a nightmare.

Your cousin's pet is now on my friends list. That's not normal.

A Facebook user who raids your friends list and adds their whole clan to your wall like it's a war.

Your best friend's whole family just friended me. Why?

Your ex's new girlfriend's brother is now friends with me. This is wild.

Your uncle's weird cousin just added me. What even is this?

A Facebook user who steals your friends and adds their whole squad to your wall like it's a heist.

Your friend's whole squad just friended me. What even is this?

Your ex's new friend is now friends with me. This is a disaster.

Your cousin's weird friend just added me. Why? I don't even know you.

A Facebook user who takes your friends and adds their whole group to your wall like it's a party crash.

Your best friend's whole group just friended me. This is wild.

Your ex's new friend's brother is now friends with me. This is a mess.

Your uncle's weird cousin's weird friend just added me. Why?