Facebook playboys

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Girls who post selfies so tight you think they’re trying to get a free subscription to Playboy just to save money.
She posted a selfie in a bikini so small it looked like it was made by a lawyer.
Her picture had a filter that made her look like she just got out of a sauna and a massage.
She posted a picture of her leg and it had more drama than a soap opera.
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Girls who take pictures of themselves so often you think they’re trying to replace the cover of Playboy with their face.
She posted a photo of herself in a bikini while eating a burger like it was a competition.
Her picture had so much makeup it looked like she was going to a funeral instead of a party.
She took a photo of herself in a pool and it looked like she was auditioning for a movie.
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Girls who post pictures of themselves so much they think they’re the new face of Playboy and not just a fan.
She posted a picture of herself in a towel and it looked like she was modeling for a towel company.
Her photo had so many filters it looked like she had a whole team of Instagram influencers working for her.
She posted a picture of herself in a swimsuit and it had more angles than a yoga class.
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