Facebook Pirate

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A sneaky thief who takes all your cool posts and slaps them on their wall like they did it, while you get nothing but crickets and embarrassment.
You post a meme about your dog eating your homework. They post it like it's their dog.
You write a poem. They steal it and call it 'a work of art' with zero thanks.
You share a photo of your breakfast. They post it and say it's 'the best breakfast in the world'.
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Facebook, but it's been turned into a pirate's tavern. Everything is cursed with pirate speak and you can't even log in without being yelled at by a parrot.
Your homepage says 'Arrrr, welcome to the ship of Facebook!' instead of 'Welcome to Facebook.'
Your friend's profile says 'Aye, this be Captain Friend.'
The login page screams 'Enter your password, ye scurvy dog!'
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Facebook turned into a pirate's map. Every button, every link, every message gets a pirate twist and you're stuck with it like it's a cursed treasure.
Your inbox says 'Ye got a message from yer mate, Captain Slang.'
The settings page reads 'Choose yer language, ye scallywag.'
Your profile says 'This be the log of Captain Username.'
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