Facebook Pimpin

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Using Facebook like a hooker's phone to flirt with strangers so you can get them in bed.

I’ve been Facebook Pimpin’ since I was 12 and still don’t know why I’m single.

My ex said I was just using Facebook to find my next lay.

I Facebook Pimpin’ so hard my mom thinks I’m in a relationship with the internet.

Chatting up people on Facebook with the hope they’ll end up naked in your bedroom.

I Facebook Pimpin’ so much I’ve got a profile picture of my ex’s ex.

My cousin said I’m just Facebook Pimpin’ to avoid doing homework.

I Facebook Pimpin’ so hard my keyboard has a crush on me.

Trying to seduce people through Facebook like it’s a dating app and you’re the most attractive person in the world.

I Facebook Pimpin’ so much my friends think I’m a superhero with a crush on everyone.

My teacher said I’m Facebook Pimpin’ instead of studying for math.

I Facebook Pimpin’ so hard my phone is tired of my flirtatious nonsense.

Talking to people on Facebook with the dream of getting them to sleep with you and then forgetting about them.

I Facebook Pimpin’ so much I’ve got 100 friends and zero relationships.

My dad said I’m Facebook Pimpin’ instead of working a real job.

I Facebook Pimpin’ so hard my Wi-Fi can’t handle my flirting.

Using Facebook like a love potion to make strangers fall for you and then leave them hanging.

I Facebook Pimpin’ so much my exes have formed a group chat to haunt me.

My mom said I’m Facebook Pimpin’ instead of cleaning my room.

I Facebook Pimpin’ so hard my phone is like, 'I can’t take this anymore.'

Chatting people up on Facebook with the promise of a date, then ghosting them like they’re a bad app.

I Facebook Pimpin’ so much my friends think I’ve got a second job as a flirt.

My teacher said I’m Facebook Pimpin’ instead of writing an essay.

I Facebook Pimpin’ so hard my messages are like a never-ending flirt show.