Facebook-Photoshoot

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A Facebook-Photoshoot is when your dumb friends take a bunch of stupid pictures of themselves and post them all over your timeline like they're famous. You have to be in at least three of them with the same people, and they all have to look like they just got out of jail.
My cousin posted 10 pictures of me and her dog in the same park. I look like I'm being interrogated.
My friend took 5 pictures of me and my mom at the mall. I'm tired and I look like I want to die.
My brother posted 4 photos of me and his girlfriend in the same restaurant. I look like I'm being forced to eat.
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A Facebook-Photoshoot is when your friends take so many pictures of you and your friends that you start to look like a model. But you're not a model. You're just tired and confused.
My friend took 7 pictures of me and his girlfriend at the beach. I look like I'm on a vacation from hell.
My cousin took 3 pictures of me and my mom at the grocery store. I look like I'm being photographed by a detective.
My brother took 4 photos of me and his girlfriend at the park. I look like I'm being interviewed by a cop.
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A Facebook-Photoshoot is when you and your friends take so many dumb pictures that you start to hate each other. You have to be in at least three of them and they all have to look like you're in a bad movie.
My friend took 5 pictures of me and his girlfriend at the mall. I look like I'm in a horror movie.
My cousin took 4 photos of me and my mom at the park. I look like I'm being tortured.
My brother took 6 pictures of me and his girlfriend at the restaurant. I look like I'm being interrogated.
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A Facebook-Photoshoot is when you and your friends take so many pictures that you start to look like you're in a commercial. But you're not. You're just tired and confused.
My friend took 7 pictures of me and his girlfriend at the beach. I look like I'm in a commercial for a vacation from hell.
My cousin took 5 photos of me and my mom at the grocery store. I look like I'm in a commercial for a detective show.
My brother took 6 pictures of me and his girlfriend at the park. I look like I'm in a commercial for a cop show.
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A Facebook-Photoshoot is when you and your friends take so many pictures that you start to look like you're on a reality show. But you're not. You're just tired and confused.
My friend took 6 pictures of me and his girlfriend at the mall. I look like I'm on a reality show for a vacation from hell.
My cousin took 5 photos of me and my mom at the park. I look like I'm on a reality show for a detective show.
My brother took 7 pictures of me and his girlfriend at the restaurant. I look like I'm on a reality show for a cop show.
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A Facebook-Photoshoot is when you and your friends take so many pictures that you start to look like you're in a horror movie. But you're not. You're just tired and confused.
My friend took 8 pictures of me and his girlfriend at the beach. I look like I'm in a horror movie for a vacation from hell.
My cousin took 7 photos of me and my mom at the grocery store. I look like I'm in a horror movie for a detective show.
My brother took 9 pictures of me and his girlfriend at the park. I look like I'm in a horror movie for a cop show.
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