Facebook Philosophizing

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When girls (and some guys) post stupid quotes about life or love on Facebook, like they're some kind of genius. It’s basically a slap in the face to anyone who knows what real intelligence looks like.
"Love is like a rose... but also like a thorn.", because that’s the most original thing they could think of.
"Life is a journey, not a destination.", which is just a fancy way of saying ‘I don’t know what else to say.’
"Dream big, but don’t forget to eat.", because being full is more important than being wise.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who can’t think for themselves, so they copy famous quotes and post them like they’re profound. Their only friends are the ones who think they’re smart because they have a Facebook.
"To be or not to be.", because they don’t know what that means, but it sounds cool.
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do.", they don’t even know what they’re talking about.
"Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.", which they copied from a Google search.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who posts the same stupid sayings every day on Facebook, like they’re giving a bad speech at a funeral.
"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.", because they’re too lazy to take a shot.
"The best way to predict the future is to create it.", which means nothing to anyone who’s actually smart.
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.", because they don’t know what that means, but it sounds cool.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Someone who thinks they're the smartest person on Facebook because they post dumb quotes and expect people to be impressed.
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.", because they’re too lazy to take a step.
"Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.", which is just a fancy way of saying ‘I don’t know what else to say.’
"Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.", because they think that means something.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who updates their Facebook status every day with stupid philosophies, like they’re trying to convince the world they’re wise.
"When in doubt, just take the next small step.", because they can’t even think of a big one.
"Make peace with the past so it doesn’t screw up the present.", because they’re too lazy to fix the past.
"Sometimes it’s hard to understand, but time tells the truth.", which is just a fancy way of saying ‘I have no idea what I’m talking about.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who steals quotes and song lyrics to make it look like they’re deep, but they’re really just a bunch of retards who only care about getting likes.
"To be or not to be.", because they think that means something.
"Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.", because they don’t know what that means, but it sounds cool.
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.", because they think they’re smart.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A fake smart person who posts cliché quotes on Facebook to impress people who think they’re actually smart, even though they’re not.
"Love is like a rose... but also like a thorn.", because that’s the most original thing they could think of.
"Life is a journey, not a destination.", which is just a fancy way of saying ‘I don’t know what else to say.’
"Dream big, but don’t forget to eat.", because being full is more important than being wise.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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