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A Facebook profile that looks like a fashion show for a broke kid who thinks they're in a movie

My profile is a timeline of me trying to look cool but failing every time.

I changed my hair color 12 times last year. My Facebook knows more about me than my mom.

That guy has 50 profile pics. I bet he's got a job at a photo booth.

A Facebook page that shows how someone's life is just one big filter and bad lighting

She posts a selfie every hour. It's like she's trying to find her face.

He changed his hairstyle so much, I don't know if he's a boy or a girl anymore.

That picture looks like it was taken in a bathroom with a flash.

A Facebook profile that is like a fashion blog run by a teenager who thinks they're a influencer

She posted a new picture every day for a month. I'm still not sure why.

He changed his hair color three times in one week. What's next? A new personality?

That profile has more pictures than my grandma's photo album.

A Facebook profile that shows someone trying too hard to look cool and failing

That guy has 20 profile pictures. I think he’s trying to find his face.

She changed her hair color 10 times. I bet she's got a coupon for free dye.

He posts a new picture every day. It's like he’s auditioning for a reality show.

A Facebook profile that looks like someone took a picture of their life and just kept changing it

That profile is like a timeline of bad choices and worse hair.

He posted a new picture every day. I think he’s trying to find his identity.

She changed her face so much, I don’t know if she’s still the same person.

A Facebook profile that’s more like a fashion experiment than a real person

That profile has 15 pictures of him in one week. He’s trying to find a style.

She changed her hair color every day. I think she’s got a subscription to dye.

He’s got more profile pictures than a celebrity. What’s next? A full album?