facebook personality

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The fake version of yourself you show on Facebook, like a lying, loudmouth version of you that's totally different from the real you.
My Facebook self is a gym bro who eats salad for breakfast. My real self is a couch potato who eats pizza at 3 am.
She posts selfies with her 5 best friends every day. In real life, she can't even remember her own dog's name.
He's always posting about how he's rich and successful. In real life, he's broke and gets kicked out of his mom's house.
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A total phony who acts like a king on Facebook but is a total disaster in real life. They're like a clown who thinks they're a superhero.
She comments on every post like she's best friends with everyone. But when you actually talk to her, she's a total nightmare.
He posts about how he's the life of the party, but when you go to his house, he's just sitting on the couch eating chips.
She's always posting about her perfect life, but when you see her in real life, she's crying in the bathroom.
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