Facebook Parrot

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A Facebook Parrot is someone who sees your post and feels the urge to copy it right away, even if they don't understand it. They don't add anything, they just make you look stupid.
You post a funny meme about your dog. 3 seconds later, the Parrot posts the same meme with no comment.
You write a long rant about your job. The Parrot copies it exactly and adds 'me too' like it's a big deal.
You post a photo of your breakfast. The Parrot copies it and adds 'Looks good!' like they're your best friend.
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A Facebook Parrot is someone who thinks they're cool by copying your stuff. They don't even wait. They just steal it and pretend it's theirs.
You post a cool photo of your vacation. The Parrot copies it 2 seconds later and adds 'I was there too!' like they’re famous.
You write a smart comment about politics. The Parrot copies it and adds 'I knew that!' like they’re a genius.
You post a funny story about your day. The Parrot copies it and says 'Same!' like they’re your best friend.
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A Facebook Parrot is someone who takes your post and reposts it like it’s their own. They don’t wait. They don’t think. They just copy and feel important.
You post a cool picture of your cat. The Parrot copies it and says 'This is my cat!' like they’re the owner.
You post a funny joke. The Parrot copies it and adds 'I thought of this first!' like they’re a comedian.
You write a smart comment about the weather. The Parrot copies it and adds 'I knew that!' like they’re a weather expert.
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A Facebook Parrot is someone who thinks they're special because they can copy your stuff before you finish typing. They don't add anything. They just steal.
You start typing a post. The Parrot finishes it for you and posts it before you even hit send.
You post a photo. The Parrot copies it and adds 'Me too!' like they’re your twin.
You post a funny story. The Parrot copies it and says 'Same here!' like they’re your best friend.
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A Facebook Parrot is someone who sees your post and feels the need to steal it before you even finish. They don’t add anything. They just copy and make you look bad.
You post a joke. The Parrot copies it and adds 'I thought of that first!' like they’re the funniest person ever.
You write a smart comment. The Parrot copies it and says 'I knew that!' like they’re Einstein.
You post a cool picture. The Parrot copies it and adds 'I took that!' like they’re your camera.
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