facebook panhandling

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A person who’s too lazy to get a real job and just sits on Facebook asking for cash like it’s a vending machine.

Hey bro, send me 20 bucks or I’ll cry in the comments.

I ate my dog. Send help.

I’m out of toilet paper. I’ll send you a picture of my face.

Someone who’s so broke they post on Facebook like it’s a beggar’s hat, just hoping someone will toss them a few bucks.

I’m broke. I need money. Please help me. I’ll thank you in the comments.

I’m going to die. I just need 5 bucks.

I’m out of coffee. I’m now out of life.

A person who’s too stupid to fix their problems and just asks for money on Facebook like it’s a magic spell.

I got fired. Send me money. I’ll cry on your timeline.

I have no money. I have no life. I have no idea what to do.

I’m broke. I’m sad. I need a sandwich.