Facebook Painting

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A person who spends too much time fixing their face on Facebook with Photoshop like it's their full-time job.
I spent 4 hours on my Facebook photo. My face is perfect. My life is not.
That guy on Facebook looks like a celebrity. He probably paid someone to fix his face.
She retouched her photo 17 times. Her skin is flawless. Her sanity is not.
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Someone who makes their Facebook picture look like a magazine cover with all the help of a computer.
Her Facebook pic looks like a model. She probably eats glitter for breakfast.
That photo is so fake, I think he's lying about his hair color.
He posted a picture of himself. It's like he used a filter, a mirror, and a prayer.
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A person who thinks their face is a work of art and uses Facebook to show everyone how wrong they are.
He posted his face like it's the Mona Lisa. It's not. It's the Mona Lisa with a pimple.
She used 10 filters on her face. It looks like a clown exploded in a Photoshop class.
That photo is so overdone, it's like he used a paintbrush, a sponge, and a curse.
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