Facebook pain

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Facebook pain is when you feel like your bones are on fire just because some loser posted about their new life on Facebook. It's fake pain, and you're too lazy to care.

My ex just posted a photo of their new bf with the caption 'He’s perfect.' I feel like I got hit with a brick.

My cousin’s ex sent me a message saying ‘We’re getting married.’ I didn’t even know they were still alive.

My friend’s new baby is already on Facebook. I’m not even pregnant yet.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facebook pain is when your ex or your fake friend posts about their new love and it hits you like a punch to the gut. It’s Status Infliction at its worst.

My ex just posted a selfie with their new lover and said ‘I’ve never been happier.’ I’ve never been more jealous.

My fake friend sent me a message saying ‘We’re back together!’ I don’t even know what that means.

My ex’s new lover posted a status: ‘My life is perfect now.’ I want to die.

by Slangipedia 13d ago