Facebook Overposter

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A person who posts so much garbage on Facebook that their friends want to throw up and unfriend them.

Hey Mike, you posted 12 pictures of your lunch. Just. Stop.

Lisa, why are you tagging 20 people in a single status about your cat's hairball?

Dad, you don't need to post every single step of your walk to the store.

Someone who can't shut up on Facebook and turns their News Feed into a prison of useless updates.

Why is Sarah posting about her coffee 3 times a day? It's like she's paid by Starbucks.

My brother just posted a selfie in the middle of the night. What is wrong with him?

I can't even scroll my feed without seeing 10 posts from my cousin about his plants.

A Facebook user who posts so much that they might as well be a paid ad for their own life.

My friend posted 7 videos of her dog eating pizza. I'm done.

Why is my mom posting about her grocery list at 2 a. m.?

My coworker just posted a picture of his sandwich. Again.

A person who floods Facebook with so much content that their friends beg for mercy and a quiet life.

Why is my friend posting about his day every hour? It's like he's on a mission.

My sister just posted a selfie with 10 filters. What even is this?

My uncle posted a status about his back pain 5 times in one day. I'm scared.

Someone who acts like Facebook is their only friend and posts so much that it's like they're trying to take over the internet.

Why is my classmate posting about his lunch 4 times in one day? It's ridiculous.

My neighbor posted a picture of his cat 12 times. What is wrong with him?

My cousin just posted a status about her day, and it's only 8 a. m.

A person who posts so many updates that it's like they're trying to drown their friends in Facebook content.

Why is my brother posting about his video game 10 times in one hour? It's annoying.

My friend posted a picture of her breakfast 6 times. Why?

My mom just posted a status about her day, and it's only 9 a. m.