Facebook Overdose (FOD)

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A person who can't stop bragging on Facebook like it's their full-time job. They post every time they blink.
Hey look at me! I just ate a taco! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
I took a quiz and I'm 80% cat! ๐Ÿฑ
My status is 'I'm alive'... again.
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Someone who thinks their Facebook is more important than their life. They post so much it hurts.
I just got a B+! It's the end of the world! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
I'm taking a quiz. It's important. Probably. ๐Ÿคท
My mood is 'confused'... again.
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A person who lives on Facebook and forgets how to talk to real people. They update their status more than they breathe.
I just drank coffee. It's a miracle. โ˜•
I took a quiz and I'm 100% chaos. ๐Ÿ˜‚
My status is 'I'm tired'... again.
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Someone who treats Facebook like it's their brain. They post everything, even their thoughts.
I just thought about tacos. It's a tragedy. ๐Ÿ˜ข
I took a quiz and I'm 70% weird. ๐Ÿ˜…
My status is 'I'm thinking'... again.
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A person who can't stop talking to their friends on Facebook. They comment, message, and tag like it's a competition.
Hey! I just updated my status! You should see it! ๐Ÿ˜Ž
I took a quiz and I'm 90% awesome. You should be too! ๐Ÿ˜Ž
I just posted a photo! It's the best one ever! ๐Ÿ“ธ
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