facebook orphan

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A kid who gets completely ignored because their parent is too busy staring at their phone and posting stupid stuff, leaving the kid to talk to a bunch of stupid toys and maybe even their own reflection.
My mom posted 12 photos of my dog and forgot my birthday again.
I talked to my sock for 10 minutes and it didn't even reply.
My dad said, 'I'm going to post this video of my cat dancing,' and left me alone in the mall.
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A kid who is completely forgotten because their parent is too busy on Facebook to even notice they're sad.
I cried in the park and no one came because my mom was live-streaming her lunch.
I tried to text my mom and she replied with a photo of her cat wearing sunglasses.
My dad said, 'I'm not coming to your soccer game, I'm gonna comment on this post.'
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