Facebook O.G.

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A Facebook user who was there before it was cool and before anyone else had a clue what it was. They’re like the ancient ones who survived the first Facebook crash.
'I joined when you still needed a . edu email. You had to be a college student. You had to be smart.'
'Back in 2004, I was the only one who knew what a profile picture was.'
'I was on Facebook before it had likes. I had to beg people to comment.'
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Someone who signed up so early they got the first batch of Facebook invites and still remembers the password they used in 2005.
'I got my invite in 2004. I still use the same password. I never changed it. I never will.'
'They signed up when you had to be a college student. Now they’re still acting like they’re the boss.'
'Back in 2005, I had 10 friends. Now I have 10,000. But I still use the same password.'
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A person who joined Facebook in the earliest days and still acts like they invented the internet and the whole idea of social media.
'I joined in 2004. I didn’t even know what the internet was. Now I’m telling you how to use Facebook.'
'They were on Facebook before it had stories. Now they post stories every day and still think they’re the best.'
'Back in 2005, they had to be a college student. Now they’re still posting college stuff like they’re still in school.'
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