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When you're so desperate to look cool that you put your boyfriend's name on Facebook like you're the king of the world and he's just your sidekick.

My ex put my name on Facebook and I didn't even know she was still alive.

He changed his status to 'in a relationship' with my sister and now I'm confused.

She put my name on Facebook and now my mom is asking when we're getting married.

When a relationship is real only if they both update their Facebook status like it's the most important thing in the universe.

They changed their status to 'in a relationship' and now they think they're famous.

She updated her status and now my brother is texting her.

He put my name on Facebook and now I have to talk to him in class.

When you're so proud of your relationship that you post it on Facebook like you're announcing the president.

She posted our relationship on Facebook and now my mom is asking when we're getting married.

He posted our relationship on Facebook and now my brother is texting him.

They posted their relationship on Facebook and now they're the talk of the school.

When your relationship is so official that even Facebook has to confirm it like it's a court case.

They updated their status and now it's like they're in a courtroom.

He put my name on Facebook and now it's like we're married.

They changed their status and now everyone thinks they're in love.

When something is true only if it's posted on Facebook like it's the law.

She posted that we're dating and now I have to accept it.

He posted that we're dating and now everyone thinks we're in love.

They posted their relationship on Facebook and now it's official.

When you're so obsessed with Facebook that you change your status just to show off.

He changed his status to show off and now my sister is texting him.

She changed her status to show off and now my mom is asking when we're getting married.

They changed their status to show off and now they're the talk of the school.

When you post something on Facebook and now it's like it's the truth, no matter what.

She posted that we're dating and now everyone thinks we're in love.

He posted that we're dating and now my brother is texting him.

They posted their relationship on Facebook and now it's like they're married.