Facebook Officer

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A worker who uses Facebook more than the toilet during the day. They post like it's their job and ignore real work like it's a joke.

Hey boss, I'm working. Just posting my lunch like it's a career move.

I'm at work. My Facebook has more likes than my ex has respect.

I'm not slacking. I'm just giving my followers a front-row seat to my laziness.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone talks and then immediately posts it on Facebook like they’re trying to prove they’re not a liar.

I said it. Then I posted it. I'm not lying. I'm just being dramatic.

I told you I had a bad day. Then I posted it. I’m not a liar. I’m a drama queen.

I said it once. Then I posted it five times. I'm not lying. I’m just being loud.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone posts something online and suddenly everyone believes it. It’s like they put it on the internet and now it’s real. Especially if it’s about someone’s love life.

He posted he’s dating my sister. Now everyone thinks it’s true. He didn’t even ask her.

She put it on Facebook. Now it’s real. Even though it’s just a crush.

He said he’s single. Then he posted it. Now it’s an official lie.

by Slangipedia 13d ago