Facebook OCD

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A crazy need to check Facebook over and over like it’s your life. If you don’t check it, you’ll scream and throw your phone at the wall.

Checking Facebook 17 times in 10 minutes because someone didn’t like your post.

You can’t sleep because you’re worried someone posted a photo of your face and you didn’t know.

You’re at the bathroom and you still check Facebook because you think it’s a trap.

You can’t live without Facebook. If you don’t check it, you feel like your soul is missing and your brain is on fire.

You’re at a funeral and still checking Facebook because you think someone is messaging you about your post.

You ignore your mom to reply to a comment on your post.

You’re in a meeting and your boss thinks you’re dead because you’re staring at your phone.

You check Facebook so much it’s like a second job. You get anxious if you don’t check it and you might cry.

You’re on a date and you check Facebook 5 times in 2 minutes because you think someone is messaging you.

You skip your lunch to check Facebook because you think your life depends on it.

You check Facebook in the middle of the night because you think your whole life is on there.

You’re so obsessed with Facebook you think it’s the only thing that matters. You might even start a fight over it.

You’re fighting with your friend because they didn’t like your post and now you’re both mad.

You got into a car accident because you were checking Facebook instead of driving.

You turned down a promotion to stay on Facebook because you thought it was more important.

You can’t stop checking Facebook. You might even die if you don’t check it.

You’re in the hospital and you still check Facebook because you think someone is messaging you.

You forgot to eat because you were checking Facebook the whole time.

You’re on your death bed and you’re still checking Facebook because you think it’s your life.