Facebook obvious

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when two people act like they're best friends on Facebook, but you can tell they're just trying to get in each other's pants

'Just saw your post about tacos. You're my favorite person.', said no one ever.

'Liked your status. Twice.'

'You're my favorite person. And my only person.'

when you don't need to be told something because Facebook makes it clear as day, even if you're too dumb to see it

'They're both following each other. They're obviously together.', said no one who's ever been wrong.

'They comment on every post. That’s not normal.'

'They’ve been friends for three years. They’re not just friends.'