Facebook Nuke

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When you decide to rip out all your fake friends from your Facebook list or quit Facebook completely because you realize they’re not real friends. Then you start over with a fresh account or only keep the ones who didn’t get nuked.

I just nuked my Facebook. 300 friends? Most of them haven’t talked to me since 2014.

My ex is still on my friends list. I’m not nuking Facebook yet, but I’m considering it.

I had to nuke Facebook because my cousin’s pet goat was following me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you lose your temper and delete all your fake friends or quit Facebook because you're fed up with the people you're not really friends with. You might start fresh or keep only the survivors.

I nuked Facebook because my college roommate still thinks we’re besties. We haven’t spoken since 2016.

My Facebook got nuked because my mom added 12 of her cousins’ kids as friends.

I nuked Facebook because my gym buddy’s ex is still following me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you get so annoyed with your fake friends on Facebook that you either delete them or quit Facebook completely. Then you either make a new account or keep only the ones who didn’t get nuked.

I nuked Facebook because my high school drama club is still on my friends list. They haven’t talked to me since 2012.

I got nuked by Facebook after my uncle added 20 of his coworkers as friends.

I nuked Facebook because my neighbor’s cat is now my friend.

by Slangipedia 13d ago