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When someone lies about quitting their job to get sympathy or money, even if they're still working there like a rat in a trap.

'I'm gonna quit tomorrow!', said the man who still had a meeting at 3 PM.

'I quit! I'm rich now!', said the man who still had to clock in.

'I gave my notice!', said the man who had no idea what that meant.

A fake quit that smells like a paycheck and sounds like a flex, whether it's true or not.

'I'm outta here!', said the man who still had a cubicle.

'I gave notice!', said the man who still had a boss.

'I'm rich now!', said the man who still had a mortgage.

When someone says they're leaving their job to look cool, even if they're still stuck there like a gnat in a jar.

'I'm quitting today!', said the man who still had a coffee break.

'I'm outta here!', said the man who still had a lunch break.

'I gave my notice!', said the man who still had a meeting.

A made-up quitting story that smells like a lie and tastes like a paycheck, whether it's real or not.

'I'm quitting!', said the man who still had a job.

'I'm rich now!', said the man who still had a loan.

'I gave my notice!', said the man who still had a boss.

When someone yells about quitting their job like it's a war, even if they're still there like a worm in a cake.

'I'm quitting today!', said the man who still had a Zoom call.

'I'm outta here!', said the man who still had a coworker.

'I gave my notice!', said the man who still had a cubicle.

When someone acts like they're free from their job, even though they're still chained to it like a dog in a leash.

'I'm quitting!', said the man who still had a meeting.

'I'm rich now!', said the man who still had a loan.

'I gave my notice!', said the man who still had a boss.