Facebook noob syndrome

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A Facebook newbie who thinks they're the king of the internet and doesn't know when to stop talking. They comment on everything like it's their job and post stuff that makes zero sense.

'I just saw this post and I had to comment because I'm important.'

'This photo is the best photo ever. I'm adding a comment to prove it.'

'I'm posting this random text because I have nothing better to do.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook beginner who thinks everyone is watching them and needs to show off constantly. They post nonsense and comment on every post like it's a competition.

'I'm commenting on this post because I'm the only one who matters.'

'This is a great post. I'm going to comment 10 times to make sure it's noticed.'

'I posted this random thing because I can't be ignored.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook rookie who can't stop talking and keeps adding stupid stuff to everyone's posts. They act like they're the only one who exists on the internet.

'I'm commenting on this post because I'm the most important person here.'

'I posted this dumb thing because I had to.'

'I'm going to comment on every post until everyone is tired of me.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook beginner who thinks they're famous and can't stop commenting and posting. They act like no one else exists and nobody cares about anything else.

'I'm commenting because I'm important and I have to be noticed.'

'I just posted this because I'm famous and I can do what I want.'

'I'm going to comment on every post because I'm the best.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook noob who thinks they’re the best and can’t stop talking. They comment on everything, post dumb stuff, and act like everyone is obsessed with them.

'I’m commenting on this post because I’m the best and everyone should know.'

'I posted this random thing because I had no better idea.'

'I’m commenting on every post because I need attention.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook beginner who thinks they’re the center of the universe and can’t stop commenting and posting. They add nonsense to everything and act like no one else matters.

'I’m commenting on this post because I’m the most important person here.'

'I posted this dumb thing because I had to.'

'I’m going to comment on everything because I can’t stop.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago