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2 views · Added 14d ago · 3 definitions

These old biddies are like the most annoying people in your college class. They comment on everything your friends post, even if it's just a picture of a sandwich. They're basically living on Facebook and don't know how to shut up.

'This sandwich looks like it was made by a blind man!'

'I can't believe your kid got drunk at the mall again!'

'Why did you post this at 2 a. m.?'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

These ladies are Facebook's worst nightmare. They're always commenting, even if the post is about someone's cat. They probably have nothing better to do than watch your life unfold in real time.

'Your cat looks like it's dying!'

'I saw your kid's face on TikTok and it was a disaster.'

'Why do you post so much?'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

These old hags are the reason Facebook is so loud. They comment on everything, even if it's just a photo of a pizza. They also think your kid’s life is the most interesting thing ever.

'This pizza looks like it was thrown at a wall!'

'Your kid got kicked out of the restaurant again!'

'Why do you post at 3 a. m.?'

by Slangipedia 14d ago