Facebook Nice

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Lying to your Facebook friends by saying nice things just so they don't think you're a total piece of garbage.

'You did great on that test!' (because you failed and you're still mad about it)

'That haircut looks amazing!' (it looks like a raccoon attacked you)

'You're the best dad ever!' (he left you for a pizza delivery guy)

Posting fake compliments on Facebook just to make yourself look like a better person. You're not. You're just lazy.

'I love your new shirt!' (it's a sock from 2013)

'You're a legend!' (you forgot your own name)

'That dinner was amazing!' (you ate it out of the trash can)

When you say nice things on Facebook just so you don't get called out for being a complete idiot.

'That speech was epic!' (you fell asleep halfway through)

'You're the best friend ever!' (you've been ignoring them for a month)

'I'm so proud of you!' (you failed your driving test for the fifth time)

Trying to be nice on Facebook just so you don't have to deal with the truth that you're a huge disappointment.

'That movie was amazing!' (you cried through the whole thing)

'You're a genius!' (you still can't do your taxes)

'That outfit is fire!' (it looks like a sock monkey threw up on you)

Making up nice comments on Facebook just so your friends don't realize how much of a dork you are.

'You're the best teacher ever!' (you still don't know how to spell your own name)

'That party was wild!' (you passed out on the floor)

'You're my hero!' (you let your dog eat your homework)