Facebook necrologist

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A Facebook user who yells 'R. I. P. insert name' the second a celebrity croaks, like they were best friends or the celebrity died in their lap.
R. I. P. Michael Jordan, you were a legend, now you're a ghost in my news feed.
R. I. P. Kobe Bryant, you died and I didn't even get a discount on my sneakers.
R. I. P. Taylor Swift, you're dead and I'm still stuck with your music.
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A Facebook ghost who digs up your old posts and comments on them, then starts a comment war that turns into a vulgar free-for-all.
Why did you post this photo of your dog in 2012? It's embarrassing.
You said you were going to be rich by now. Where's your money? I want my share.
You still use Facebook Messenger? I thought you died in 2017.
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