Facebook name syndrome

When you call someone by their Facebook name instead of their real name because you know their face better than their actual name. It's like you're pretending you don't know them, but you check their profile every day.

You forget someone’s real name and just go by what they put on Facebook. It’s like you’re being a jerk and pretending you don’t know them, but you stalk them online.

You use someone’s Facebook name instead of their real name because you're too lazy to remember their actual name. It’s like you’re being a bumbling idiot who only knows them through a screen.

You call someone by their Facebook name instead of their real name because you see their profile more than you see them. It’s like you’re obsessed with their life and not your own.

You use someone’s Facebook name instead of their real name because you’re too dumb to remember their actual name. It’s like you’re a brain-dead zombie who only knows them online.

You call someone by their Facebook name instead of their real name because you’re too lazy to care. It’s like you’re a slob who only knows them through a phone screen.