facebook name

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A fake name you use on Facebook so no one knows who you really are. It’s like wearing a clown mask to a funeral and then bragging about it.

Hey Steve, why you still using Steve? You ain't a Steve. You're a Steve in a Steve costume.

My cousin’s Facebook name is 'FartMaster99' and I still call him FartMaster99 at Thanksgiving.

My teacher called me 'GamerKid2003' in front of the whole class. I died.

When you forget someone’s real name and just yell their Facebook name at them like it’s a curse. It’s the worst.

'Hey BobLovesPizza123, why you still eating pizza?' 'I don’t know, BobLovesPizza123.'

My mom called me 'SpongeBob4Life' in front of my friends. I’m never eating square pants again.

My friend’s Facebook name is 'CheetoEater69' and now I have to call him that in real life.