FaceBook Multiple Personality Disorder

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A person who acts like a total lunatic on Facebook but is a meek, shy, and awkward mess in real life. They think they're famous, but no one knows who they are.

I’m a rockstar. You’re a sad blob. End of story.

I’m getting a Nobel Prize for this comment thread.

I’m the king of the world. You’re just my footstool.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

They’re like a dog on Facebook, all bark and no bite. In real life, they’re just a sad, confused human.

I’m gonna beat you up in real life. Just you wait.

You’re gonna cry when I post this.

I’m not even gonna say what I did to your cat.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

They fake being a hotshot on Facebook, but in real life, they trip over their own feet and spill coffee on people.

I’m a CEO. You’re a intern who got fired.

I own this place. You’re just a guest who’s annoying.

I’m so rich, I don’t even know what money is.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

They’re like a ghost on Facebook, all presence and no substance. In real life, they’re just a weirdo who talks to plants.

I’m a legend. You’re just a footnote.

You’re gonna die when I post this.

I’m the ghost of Facebook. You’re just a snack.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

They’re loud and obnoxious online, but in real life, they’re just a quiet, weird person who stares at the ceiling.

I’m the most popular person here. You’re just a background character.

You’re gonna lose when I post this.

I’m a star. You’re just a fan who got kicked out.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

They act like they’re everyone’s best friend on Facebook, but in real life, they don’t even know their own name.

I’m your best friend. You’re just my foot.

You’re gonna be my best friend. Just don’t die.

I’m your best friend. You’re just my snack.

by Slangipedia 14d ago