Facebook Mourning

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3 views · Added 13d ago · 3 definitions

when you quit Facebook for a little while because someone died and you don't want to be the weirdo who's still posting memes about pizza while the rest of the world is crying.

I'm not coming back until my uncle's ghost sends me a message.

I'm taking a break because my cousin's funeral is tomorrow and I don't want to be the one who posted a joke about tacos 2 hours before the service.

I'm going offline until the mourning period ends or I get a message from my mom telling me to stop being a 'silly goose.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

when you leave Facebook for a while because someone died and you're too busy being sad to check your notifications or reply to your ex's message.

I'm not coming back until I've cried enough to match my grandma's face at the funeral.

I left Facebook because my best friend died and I still haven't figured out how to turn off the notifications.

I'm not logging in until my dad stops texting me about his new dating app.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

when you're so upset about someone's death that you quit Facebook for a while because you're too busy being a grumpy goblin to type out your thoughts.

I'm not coming back until my sister stops talking about how 'annoying' my brother was.

I left Facebook because I got a message from my ex and I was too busy being mad to respond.

I'm not logging in until I've eaten enough ice cream to forget about the whole thing.

by Slangipedia 13d ago