facebook mooching

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When someone goes through your Facebook list like a thief in the night and adds all your friends just to get in your pants.

I added your ex just so I could message you.

Your cousin’s best friend is now my best friend.

I added 20 of your friends just to annoy you.

It’s when a person looks at your friends like they’re on a menu and picks the ones that look the cheapest.

Your gym buddy is now my gym buddy.

Your mom’s best friend is now my best friend.

Your crush’s crush is now my crush.

A sneaky way of getting your friends so you can pretend you’re cool without actually being cool.

I added your friends so I could look cool at lunch.

Your friends think I’m cool because I added them.

I added your friends just to make you jealous.