Facebook Money

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A ton of extra cash you got but you ain't using it. Like you're rich but you're still begging for loose change.
I got Facebook Money and still ask for five bucks for a soda.
He had Facebook Money but still had to borrow gas for his car.
She had Facebook Money but still cried over a $10 bill.
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Exactly 5,000 minerals in Starcraft 2. It's like having a full wallet but still stealing from your mom.
He had 5,000 minerals and still stole my candy.
She hit 5,000 minerals and still took my lunch money.
He had Facebook Money and still asked for a dollar for a snack.
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The new way to say ‘fuck you’ without actually saying it. It’s like having all the money in the world but still being a jerk.
He had Facebook Money and still said ‘fuck you’ without saying it.
She had Facebook Money and still acted like a total ass.
He had Facebook Money and still made me do his homework.
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