Facebook molestation

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Facebook molestation is when someone changes your status to something embarrassing, like 'I eat cereal for dinner' or 'I cry at commercial ads,' but leaves the rest of your profile alone, like a coward.
Your status is changed to 'I still believe in love' after you break up with your crush.
Your status says 'I watch cat videos for fun' even though you're a serious person.
Your status is 'I have no friends' even though you have 500 friends.
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Facebook molestation is when someone goes through your whole profile and likes or comments on everything you've ever posted, like they're trying to make you feel important or annoying.
Someone comments on your 2014 pizza photo with 'Still the best pizza ever.'
A stranger likes every single one of your vacation pictures from 2012.
Your 2017 rant about gym class gets a comment: 'Still true.'
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