Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A phone app that lets you check your ex's life while you're still stuck in the toilet

I just saw my ex posting pictures of their new dog. I'm still stuck on the toilet with my phone.

My mom uses it to spy on my dad. He's not happy.

I checked my crush's profile and now I'm crying in math class.

2

The reason you're still single and your brain is full of garbage

I spent 2 hours on Facebook Mobile. Now I have no life.

My brain is full of memes and my crush's selfies.

I saw my ex's new haircut and now I'm confused.

3

A phone app that makes you feel like a creepy stalker with no friends

I stalked my crush for 3 hours. Now I have no friends.

I saw my ex's ex and now I'm confused.

I posted a selfie and now my brain is full of likes.

4

A phone app that turns your brain into a meat grinder of useless information

I watched 10 TikTok videos and now my brain is broken.

I saw my crush's new haircut and now I'm sad.

I posted a meme and now I'm getting 3 likes.

5

A phone app that makes you look like a sad, lonely kid who still thinks they're cool

I'm still on Facebook Mobile at 11 PM. I'm a sad kid.

My crush liked my post. I'm still sad.

I saw my ex's new dog and now I'm crying.

6

A phone app that lets you waste your time like it's your last day on Earth

I wasted 2 hours on Facebook Mobile. It feels like my last day.

I watched 5 TikTok videos and now I'm tired.

I posted a selfie and now I'm getting 2 likes.